Meet again, Wally Sparks is back!

Ah, Christ, Wally Sparks, huh? Back again, are ya? Well, look at that, folks, The "Wally Sparks Show" makes a comeback—because apparently, society hasn’t suffered enough! This world’s already circling the drain, and now we’ve got 'this guy' trying to yank the handle and flush it faster.

Bravo, humanity. But hey, who am I to judge? Maybe what we need right now is some good old-fashioned Sparks-brand nonsense to really drive home how far we’ve fallen. Grab your popcorn, folks, because this is the kind of circus act that makes the end times feel like a goddamn matinee. Welcome back, Wally. Try not to break anything important this time—like my will to live!